Eject
Allegiance: Autobot
Function: Electronic
Surveillance
"Clutch hitting is the key to an effective
offense."
Profile: Simple
descriptive phrases are insufficient for a confirmed Earthen sports
fanatic like Eject. Sports cliches clutter his everyday conversation.
To him, a surprise attack on the Decepticons is "a fast break." A
victory is a "touchdown." Destroying an enemy is "hitting a grand
slam." Few of the other Autobots understand anything Eject says, but
they all appreciate the enthusiasm with which he says it. Eject's
attention was first drawn to Earthen sports by the competitive spirit
that characterizes them. Where he comes from, Cybertron, such a
commitment of passion and energy is only known in the field of war. He
therefore found it both surprising and fascinating to observe it in an
entertainment. Now Eject is a devout follower, finding sports to be an
immensely enjoyable diversion (some would say "obsession'). But more
Importantly, he views sports with the fervent hope that one day it will
forever replace war as the way for opponents to settle their
differences.
Abilities: Eject has the
talent to be a play-by-play announcer in most major sports, but lacks
the opportunity. In cassette mode, he is able to monitor and record
local radio and television broadcasts, although he is more likely to
tape Monday Night Football than a news bulbtin on a Decepticon raid. He
can also decode scrambled signals and tap into telephone conversations.
In robot mode, he uses an overload gun, which temporarily disables its
target by releasing a powerful burst of electricity into its target's
neural circuitry.
Weaknesses: Many
important broadcasts are overlooked by Eject because of his
preoccupation with monitoring sports. This sometimes results in
disaster not only for him but also for the Autobots who rely on him. At
times his internal tape snaps if he's recording something that gets him
particularly worked up and tense, such as Nolan Ryan going for another
no-hitter.
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